The other night the boyfriend shook me awake to tell me something important.Th conversation must have gone on for about 10 minutes. Here’s a summary of how it went.
BF: We do slapperdicktomies now!
Me: Wha?? what?
Me: What’s a slapperdicktomy?
BF: A penis transplant, silly! We can put one wherever guys want an extra one. Or if girls want to try it!
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Me: So how did this come about?
BF: Someone left one behind! How cool is that!
Cool’s not exactly the word I would have picked. He clearly belongs with me.