I Stole This!

I totally stole this idea from Oral Hygiene Queen.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
William. (My mum does not have a middle name. I am suddenly very suspicious of that character Will.i.am in the Black Eyed Peas, and suspect he is really in the Witness Protection Scheme, and he too has a mum with no middle name.)

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad )
Frank Robert (this will involve surgery, no?)

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Heaman (I always knew I should have been a superhero)

DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav city)
Blue Sydney (These categories are all screwy. Surely this is a good porn name?)

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, most elegant-sounding city you’ve lived in)
Kathryn Sydney (Blue’s sister – also in entertainment. Hey, I don’t get out much, ok? And Sydney is too elegant. Phhhhft.)

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add “THE” to
the beginning)
The Green Beer (HA! I think I’ve had one of these on St Patrick’s Day! My Star Wars name worked better.)

GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Honey Malt Marbles Macadamia White Chocolate Chip (I would have to be VERY tough to get away with this gangsta name. I’m dead for sure.)

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name)
Ned Not-Telling (That totally works even though I cheated!)

PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Minty Fitzroy (Technically I should have picked a different street but this one was also in my childhood and less… original sounding – thus more anonymous.)

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5 Responses to “I Stole This!”

  1. travelling, but not in love Says:

    The only one I’m anywhere near willing to share is my porn name – Baby Greenacres…

    Not sure it really suits me, but it made me laugh!

  2. Ms. R Says:

    I like this and may need to steal it too – but I don’t have a middle name either! Where is you mom from? My mom is from Chester – maybe that is why she didn’t give me a middle name?

  3. 12ontheinside Says:

    baby greenacres: I do not want to buy any of your movies with a name like that.
    Ms R: Mum’s from Sydney. The actual story was that my grandparents had picked out her name, but my grandad didn’t like the middle name my grandma had insisted on. So he went to register her birth while grandma was still in the hospital – and left it out.

  4. Bobbie Leigh Says:

    That is really funny- love the porn name!

  5. 12ontheinside Says:

    Bobbie Leigh: If you see any movies with that name starring? It was not me!

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