The other night the boyfriend shook me awake to tell me something important.Th conversation must have gone on for about 10 minutes. Here’s a summary of how it went.
BF: We do slapperdicktomies now!
Me: Wha?? what?
BF: Slapperdicktomies!
Me: What’s a slapperdicktomy?
BF: A penis transplant, silly! We can put one wherever guys want an extra one. Or if girls want to try it!
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
BF: What?
Me: So how did this come about?
BF: Someone left one behind! How cool is that!
Cool’s not exactly the word I would have picked. He clearly belongs with me.
Tags: Funny, Real Conversations, The Boyfriend, What. The.
September 21, 2010 at 8:29 pm |
Hahaha! When I was an apprentice, we had a job in a hospital. Anyway, one day one of the gay nurses asked me to perform a Slipadicktomie on him.
September 21, 2010 at 9:41 pm |
HA ha ha haha ha. That is just beautiful. How absolutely romantic.
September 27, 2010 at 6:27 am |
Wow, that freaking made my day. (:
You guys seem cute together. I would be laughing my ass of too. :]]
October 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm |
It was pretty funny! I am sure I didn’t need to mention he was still almost completely asleep during this exchange?